![]() 12/09/2015 at 15:16 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I am actually a sentient blind cave cricket.
Thank you for your attention
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Fully explains why you don’t like Billy Joel
(this could take a while for me to get over, and yes I like Billy Joel more than anyone currently in their 20’s should - I’m aware of that)
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That’s because you aren’t in your 20s. You’re actually a 53-year-old accountant named Helen.
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HA
Or a 29 year old (yeah, that still counts as 20’s fuck off) who drives a muscle Mercury.
Wait.
Stop.
I just figured out why I like Mercury so much...
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I WAS IN MERCURY’S DEMOGRAPHIC THE WHOLE TIME
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You’re the M Night Shyamalan twist of car owners.
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Well, how very interesting, because I’m now made entirely of tin.
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one of my all time favorite songs
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One of my favorites from him (But I really could just listen to all Billy Joel)
I hummed/sang this to my son every night when I put him to sleep. If I start singing it or humming it now he’ll go “It’s not bed time!” (he’s almost 3)
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It’s fine. I’m not actually human either.